Life as an Extreme Sport

And Tango Makes Three

Those damned gay penguins, shoving their homosexual penguin agenda down all those other innocent penguin throats.

I swear, people challenge the most amazing things. The penguins are gay. They adopted a baby. But it so threatens people’s world views to see this supposed aberrant behaviour demonstrated in animals with questionable notions of free will, that being gay might actually be legitimate, that they ban books. About penguins.